LAST UPDATED: June 23, 2025
This document constitutes an irrevocable, absolute, and globally binding legal instrument between CUT TRIM AND SLIM (Pty) Ltd (“the Company”) and any party—client, affiliate, attorney, regulator, legal agent, or representative—interacting with the Company’s goods, services, platforms, personnel, or systems.
This contract functions as a superior legal fortress. By viewing, clicking, ordering, engaging, or communicating with the Company in any form, you irrevocably submit to every clause herein. These Terms supersede any conflicting agreement, attempt at litigation, misrepresentation, or third-party dispute.
The Company functions solely as a third-party distributor and facilitator. All brand-origin legal disputes, performance complaints, or manufacturer errors must be addressed exclusively with the original producer. The Company assumes zero legal or financial responsibility for brand design, defects, or production claims.
HYPER-CLARIFIED MEDICAL & PRODUCT DISCLAIMER
The Company does not endorse, manufacture, sell, or advise on medical devices, medication, treatments, or procedures. Products are strictly non-medical and aesthetic in nature. Clients who repurpose or misapply products as medical interventions assume unlimited personal legal and financial risk, entirely severed from the Company. No recourse, refund, nor support will be provided under any law or jurisdiction.
Clients agree to uphold all global legal standards (including Consumer Protection Act, POPIA, GDPR, FDA, MCC, and EU MDR) and accept liability for usage, resale, and representation. Violations trigger legal nullification of all support.
ATTORNEY & LEGAL ENTITY RESTRICTION CLAUSE
Any attorney, law firm, legal agent, or affiliated actor who:
Receives this document directly or via client,
Is aware of its enforcement,
Or acts in contradiction to any clause,
immediately forfeits standing.
The Company reserves the right to:
Issue a formal disqualification motion,
Launch civil and commercial litigation for harassment,
Recover triple financial damages,
Publish legal counter-notices,
Blacklist the attorney, firm, or regulator globally.
All unauthorized legal threats or litigation efforts shall be considered null, illegal, and retaliatory triggers.
1. LEGAL SUPREMACY
This agreement overrides national, regional, and digital claims, including speculative, reputational, or class action-based arguments. No clause herein may be interpreted out of context or undermined via judicial bias.
2. CLIENT ELIGIBILITY
Only natural persons aged 18+ or legal commercial entities may engage. Fraud, identity tampering, or misrepresentation constitutes commercial espionage.
3. AESTHETIC PRODUCT DISCLOSURE
Products are NOT medical. Any attempt to define, resell, or represent as such constitutes fraudulent recharacterization and voids all client rights.
4. TRAINING PREREQUISITE
By accessing or using any product/service, Client confirms (i) completion of required training or execution of a waiver drafted in plain, understandable language; (ii) understanding of all warnings; and (iii) irrevocable waiver of any claim based on alleged lack of training. This clause is prominently displayed and expressly accepted.
5. EQUIPMENT INTEGRITY CLAUSE
No device may be altered, disassembled, hacked, recalibrated, or examined without written permission. All digital logs and forensic tracking remain property of the Company.
5A. REPAIRS & MAINTENANCE CLAUSE
5A.1 RESPONDSIBILITY FOR REPAIRS
“The Client is responsible for all minor and routine maintenance and repairs (e.g., wear-and-tear replacements, standard upkeep) unless otherwise stated in a separate repair agreement.
5A.2 REPORTING DEFECTS
“The Client must promptly (within 48 hours) report any defects, damage, or malfunctions discovered during use. Failure to do so waives the right to claim against the Company for those issues.
6. BRAND AND IP CONTROL
All logos, manuals, phrases, and representations are copyright and trade-protected. Abuse activates automatic takedowns and copyright seizure via global enforcement agencies.
7. FINALITY OF PAYMENT
Client indemnifies Company for all chargeback or reversal-related losses. Liability for any reversal is capped at the transaction amount or 20%, whichever is lower. Client may not recover both liquidated and generalized damages. If a court deems any excess charge unconscionable, it may reduce it but let the remainder survive.
8. LOGISTICS RISK TRANSFER
Liability transfers upon courier handover. Disputes with shipping entities fall outside Company responsibility.
8.1 CUSTOMS & IMPORT LIABILITY
All import duties, taxes, and customs-related charges are the sole responsibility of the buyer. Non-payment constitutes client-side forfeiture and voids refund eligibility, triggering Clause 15.8 indemnity. This clause applies retroactively and prospectively. Continued interaction with the Company constitutes full legal acknowledgment and consent, regardless of the version previously accessed.
9. RETURNS LIMITATION
Returns only apply within 14 days, in original sealed condition. No exceptions apply for used, opened, or hygiene-related items.
10. UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES
Force Majeure events shall include only the following: acts of God (earthquake, flood), war, insurrection, riot, or government embargo. All other disruptions—including pandemics, economic downturns, strikes, supply-chain failure, or similar occurrences—are expressly excluded.
11. GLOBAL IP PROTECTION
All content is enforced under WIPO, DMCA, and Berne Convention treaties. Infringers will be pursued internationally.
12. CLIENT DATA DUTY
Users must protect their access and data. Breaches due to client negligence are non-compensable.
13. GLOBAL LAW COMPLIANCE
These Terms are governed by the laws of the Republic of South Africa, Durban courts have exclusive jurisdiction. Nevertheless, to the extent mandatory foreign rules (e.g. GDPR, POPIA, EU MDR, MCC) may apply, they shall bind the Company only if the Company has a commercial presence in that jurisdiction.
14. EXCLUSIVE JURISDICTION
Only South African courts hold authority. Foreign courts, forums, or digital mediation platforms are pre-rejected.
15. POST-PURCHASE ENFORCEMENT CLAUSES
15.1 Real-Time Revision Authority: Terms may update without notice. Continued interaction = legal consent.
15.2 Total Risk Ownership: Once paid or delivered, ownership and all associated risks transfer irrevocably.
15.3 Mandatory Fault Notification: Complaints must be documented within 48 hours. Anything later is dismissed as non-credible.
15.4 Manufacturer Referral Clause: Manufacturer is the sole entity liable for defects. The Company is exempt.
15.5 Ignorance Nullification: Clients ignoring official company queries or refusing to disclose faults are immediately disqualified from dispute.
15.6 Tacit Consent Doctrine: 48 hours post-delivery without objection = total binding agreement.
15.7 Tampering Sanction Clause: Unauthorized third-party service, repair, inspection, or tampering activates full liability transfer, forensic audit, and legal enforcement.
15.8 Indemnity Clause: Company is fully indemnified against all financial loss, income disruption, refund demands, resale failure, or operational delay from point of delivery.
15.9 International Litigation Prohibition: No client, lawyer, or agent may litigate CUT TRIM AND SLIM (Pty) Ltd outside South African borders after 48 hours post-delivery. All claims default to dismissal under international estoppel, indemnity, and voluntary risk assumption doctrines.
15.10 Legal Immunity Activation: Any legal notice, letter, or threat received post-confirmation shall be met with:
Jurisdictional rejection,
Formal cost counters,
Name-and-shame public disclosure,
Legal retaliation with damage claims,
Global disqualification.
15.11 Claim Expense Burden: All legal costs initiated by a client, attorney, or regulator must be paid by them. The Company bears zero legal or procedural cost under any court, regardless of ruling.
15.12 System Abuse Countermeasure: Any misuse of courts, forums, institutions, or commercial regulators constitutes hostile interference and triggers legal prosecution.
15.13 Final Legal Sovereignty Clause: These Terms and Conditions shall reign as the ultimate legal authority governing any transaction, dispute, or engagement with CUT TRIM AND SLIM (Pty) Ltd. No legal claim, arbitration, statutory interpretation, constitutional loophole, regulatory complaint, or attorney interpretation—domestic or international—shall override, challenge, or invalidate this contract. Only an official ruling by the Constitutional Court of South Africa, under unanimous bench consensus, may modify or nullify any portion of this agreement. All other interpretations, loophole attempts, or opposing legal maneuvers are hereby rejected pre-emptively and permanently, without review or appeal. This Clause is embedded in sovereign commercial law, protected under international contract doctrine, and enforceable via tribunal, judiciary, or public disclosure.
16. ZERO DEPOSIT FINANCING
Eligible clients may apply for 0-deposit packages by submitting:
Valid ID,
3-months bank statements,
Signed form.
Approval is discretionary. Refusal is final.
17. SEVERABILITY
Any provision deemed illegal, invalid, or unenforceable under applicable law shall be severed or modified to render it enforceable; all remaining provisions shall remain in full force.
CONTACT DETAILS
Email: cuttrimslim@gmail.com
Phone: +27 (74) 092 2870